You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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