i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
