oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
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Just cropdusted the office
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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