Me too!
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
did you just send me my own nude
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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