Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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