Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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