Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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