Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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