The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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