haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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