But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
