So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize