You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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