yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
honey bunches of taint.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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