yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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