When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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