when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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