If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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