I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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