I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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