If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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