i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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