David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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