Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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