Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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