Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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