the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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