this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize