It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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