If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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