this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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