She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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