okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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