thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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