Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
smell my finger.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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