I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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