That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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