Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Vodka?
Forever.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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