AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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