How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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