Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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