I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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