Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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