Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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