I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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