Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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