We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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