New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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