Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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