Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
my poor anus
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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