these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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