i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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