What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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