Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
another moral hangover. fuck.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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