and next time when you feel me up, do it right
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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