Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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