Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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