It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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