ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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